June 2012
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6...
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
Causes of World War I
Austria: Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
Serbia: Bitch please if you lay a finger on my my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
Russia: Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
Germany: Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
France: Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
Germany: Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
Britain: Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
Germany: Make me bitches
stages of friendship on the internet
Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
Stage 5: HERE'S MY CELL# TEXT ME WHEN I'M IN CLASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU
Stage 6: when's your birthday
Stage 7: heresmyhomeaddressandphonenumberandeverythingyouneedtokillme
Stage 8: married
I'm loosing followers because of my stupid...
Anyone have any idea why it might be that my blog...
May 2012
